parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
*everyone else cringes at america*
- someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via ricesama)
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
lovelytowelboi asked: you are one of my most dedicated rebloggers and i love you. always love me even if i stop loving you. because i'm awesome
hahaha omg i love you!
lmao kanye + kim & will smith are staying @ the same hotel